White Savior

Hollywood just green lit another picture about civil rights.
Oscarbait with all the right actors.
Is it black people getting shit done, like in real life?
"Naw masser." They're so meek, humble, & passive…

All you Negroes, prepare for your…

Chorus I/II:
White Savior!
He's come to save the day & make the bad white people see the errors of their ways.
"Mr. Black screenwriter, that's a really good script, but this Martin Luther King fellow needs a side kick. I know… We'll cast Brad Pitt."
As your White Savior!

Bringing truth & justice with his upright ways.
Critics will scream Oscar buzz for days.
Crushing racism with his righteous might.
Bringing peace & harmony to black & white,

Just like in real life.

Chorus III:
White Savior!
He's come to save the day & make the bad white people see the errors of their ways.
"Mr. Black screenwriter, that's a really good script, but this Martin Luther King fellow needs a side kick. I know… We'll cast Brad Pitt."
Or possibly Michael Fassbender…
Jonah Hill would be great comic relief…
Denzel Washington as Bayard Rustin..? Who the fuck is that? Not Denzel Washington, the other guy…